Hark! An Infopost!

[wesleynotponcy]

What's this...? Could it be an infopost that took me three hours to code? No, because that would be super lame and not at all accurate. It was really two and a half. And, cards on the table, I had the help of trigons_child.

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce | Angel | wesleynotponcy

• Is 18 and a senior.
  
• 6'2", dark-haired, blue-eyed, glasses-wearing, and slightly scruffier than his friends will remember him having been before he left for Panem.
  
• Is from Southampton, South Hampshire, England. Which means he has a lovely accent, mmm.
  
• Works at the library on Fridays when he's not off helping his girlfriend with severe trauma elsewhere.
  
• Is intelligent, polite, and has the potential to be single-mindedly focused to the point of creepiness.
  
• Has intense daddy issues. Like that's new here.
  
• Up until he came to Fandom, he went to a school called the Watchers' Academy in South Hampshire, where he was training to be a Watcher. A Watcher is basically a mentor to a Vampire Slayer, who equips the Slayer with the mystical and fighty-type skills that she needs to fight demons.
  
• Sadly, when he actually got the chance to Watch professionally, he sort of bombed it.
  
• And got fired.
  
• Hence Fandom.
  
• Recently, he's been assisting some acquaintances in Los Angeles as a "rogue demon hunter." And he's very particular about the name, thank you very much.
  
• He's currently dating thegirl_onfire, and has been for about seven months unless my spreadsheet is lying.
  
• Notable skills: Marksmanship, baaaasic fencing (thank you, seaweed_demigod), use of most ranged weapons, knowledge of all sorts of mystical-type things, and mad research abilities.
  
• Currently in the middle of Angel season one, canon-wise.
  

Topher Brink | Dollhouse | dollpocalypse

• Is 15 and a sophomore.
  
• 5'10", blond-haired, green-eyed, freckly, and often sweater-vest-clad. He usually has a black eye from some girl or another.
  
• Is from Los Angeles, California, and has spent most of his pre-adolescence going from private school to private school because he insists on getting himself kicked out for being rude to teachers.
  
• Works at Fixer-Uppers on Saturdays.
  
• Is a genius, obnoxious, and ravenously addicted to junk food.
  
• Has an alarmingly long list of fears: rats and mice, girlparts and anything sex-related, and Kate and Ramona.
  
• He's also mildly agoraphobic, though not as much as he will be in the future.
• Has a grey patch of skin on his left ankle as a friendly reminder of turning into a monster earlier this summer.
  
• Always wears a small silver bracelet that says "Kill your idols." Your call if that's creepy or endearing.
  
• Has an unfortunate habit of pissing girls off.
  
• And getting punched by girls.
  
• And Bod.
  
• Spends most of his time making robots to impress lockestheway, his super secret crush master evil overlord.
  
• Notable skills: Computers, robotics, hacking, video games, laser tag, quoting nerdy movies, and oh you get the idea already. He's a dork.
  
• About eight years pre-canon.
  

Miley Ray Stewart | Hannah Montana | its_theclimb

• Is 16 going on 17 and a senior.
  
• Is originally from Crowley Corners, Tennessee, though she's lived in Los Angeles for the past four years.
  
• 5'5", teeny, and clumsier than you'd expect for a girl who dances as much as she does.
  
• Has a slight Southern twang that's more pronounced at some times than others, and has a tendency to use Disney Southern colloquialisms that will likely have people going "Huh?" at her.
  
• Is bubbly and talkative and SO ENERGETIC, though she has a tendency toward deadpan snarking.
  
• Has a biiiig secret which she keeps under wraps here in Fandom: she's secretly Hannah Montana, the mega-huge pop star with zillions of awards under her belt.
  
• The only thing protecting her identity is her naturally brown hair and less-than-awesome wardrobe, while Hannah wears a blonde wig and waaay nicer clothes.
  
• The only people who know that secret are friends and family from home. And regretiz4suckas. Shh.
  
• Occasionally goes on jaunts off to major cities for her sold-out concerts and public appearances as Hannah Montana. And the occasional Tennessee rodeo.
  
• Notable skills: Singing, dancing, having the most packed closet this island will probably ever see, hiding her identity for six years while living a very public double life.
  
• Hails from the very beginning of Hannah Montana Forever, canon-wise (which is Disney's way of referring to season 4, for whatever reason).
  

Neal Caffrey | White Collar | charming_thief

• Is 29 and a teacher.
  
• Is from... well, somewhere. Canon doesn't say. His most recent residence is New York, but who knows?
  
• Similar ambiguity applies to his name, actually. It may be a reeeeally well-guarded alias.
  
• 5'11" (why do I have all the tall guys? I'm literally a foot shorter than him, as evidenced here, omg), dark haired, and has blue eyes that the USA marketing department gets a loooot of mileage out of.
  
• In case you haven't figured it out yet, he's a con man.
  
• Teaches the Tricks, Cons and Bamboozles class, where he is aided by the lovely regretiz4suckas.
  
• Is hot as hell and knows it.
  
• Is here at the behest of his same-sex life partner bff keeper FBI Agent Peter Burke, who booted Neal out of prison for bond forgery and assorted other crimes in exchange for teaching people why not to go into conning. (In canon, it was so that he could be a consulting investigator on similar crimes.)
  
• So. You can see how honest Neal's being on that front.
  
• Wears an ankle tracker.
  
• And vintage suits.
  
• Notable skills: Picking locks, picking pockets, identifying art, painting, duping people, impressing Kenzi.
  
• Hails from an indeterminate point in White Collar canon after the end of season one.
  

Michelle

• According to glacial_witch, I am a teacup human.
  
• A college freshman and communications major as of three weeks from now, whee!
  
• Almost living in Chicago! And I already miss being able to say I live in New York, and I haven't even moved yet.
  
• Way too addicted to television, beading and my purple Crackberry that goes wherever I go.
  
• Newly on Twitter at @callsyapastries! So that's the random stranger who sent you a follow request. Yeah, you.
  
• Apparently I have a type, and that type is very tall people. Other than that, everything is fair game.
  

Comments

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

CHICAGO FTW! Soon everyone will be in CST. The one true timezone.

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Hee! Weeell, it's no Big Apple, but at the very least I might be able to crash one of those FH meet-ups I keep hearing about. Silver lining! :D

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

What's a rogue demon? Yes I say it out loud every time I see those words.

Also yay Chicago! You can join the list of People I Keep Meaning To See When I Visit!

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Ha! I actually said it out loud when I wrote it, too. :DDD

And yay that is an awesome list to be on! I'm flattered!

[weetuskenraider]

YOU ARE TOTALLY A TEACUP HUMAN, YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER. :)

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, I totally am. *gloats!* :D

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

YAAAY CHICAGO!

The lovely Kenzi raises a glass to you and your city!

[charming_thief]

I'm so amused at how many props Chicago is getting. IT IS NOT AS COOL AS NEW YORK, OKAY.

But thaaaaank you! A Kenzi glass is a flattering thing indeed!

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

But it is very fun nonetheless, and has the Cubs and the lake and the Shed and various other cool things and many many cool people!

[charming_thief]

...This is true, this is true.

I suppose I'll have to relinquish the New York snobbery at some point. But people will have to pry my cold, dead hands off of my Yankees merch, omg.

Is it just me or are Kenzi and Neal making the exact came face in your icon and my icon? o.O

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

It's like they were separated at birth. Or something.

*looks at them suspiciously*

...but they'd tell us if it were something like that, right? Right?

[charming_thief]

Weeeell... it's not like we actually know their real names, or native birthplaces...

OMG. THEY'RE TOTALLY TWINS. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO LET US KNOW. *huffs!*

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Peter is going to have a COW.

...wait. NOW I WANNA TELL HIM THIS.

*GLEE*

[charming_thief]

HEE. Peter's gonna be like "One Neal is more than enough!"

Omg, Peter's face during Parents' Weekend when he meets Kenzi for the first time... *cackles*

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

SO Looking forward to this. SO.

Plus Kenzi telling him she's working on getting her own crew. That'll give him gray hairs.

"Oh wait. We don't tell the FBI this! ... never mind, we're just role-playing. Haven't you ever heard of a LARP?"

[charming_thief]

Ahahahahaha. Thanks to you, I burst out laughing and I think I startled my puppy.

WORTH IT. :D

Peter: *squints at her*
Neal: She's harmless.
Peter: *squints*
Neal: Mostly.
Peter: *disapprovey eyes*
*flash of Kenzi-hands*
Neal: ...Check your pocket.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

*innocent eyes at Peter*

HI PUPPY!

Also, hiii Neal. Yow. *salutes even if Kenzi is too young to react completely*

*looks forward to messing with Peter's head*

[charming_thief]

Heee! *bounces* It shall be SUCH FUN.

And omg, shirtless Neal. Between the shirtless icon and the cuffs icon it's a wonder I ever look away from his userpics page. Ahem.

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

Yay Chicago! It is an awesome city to live in... say the person living waaaay out in the suburbs.

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Thank yoooou!

And ooh! Which suburb? My actual campus is officially in Evanston and I've spent a lot of time in the area, so I know some of the surrounding towns...

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

I'm in Willowbrook, which is west of the city and further south compared to Evanston. Once upon a time, though, I lived in Rogers Park and my roommate used to drag me up to Wilmette every other weekend.

[godgavemecable.livejournal.com]

NEVERRRRRRR. IT'S BAD ENOUGH I'M FOOLISH ENOUGH TO SUBECT MYSELF TO MST. CST IS NEVER HAPPENING.

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Oh, neat! Chicago suburbs FTW! :D

[endsthegame]

Ehhh, Chicago just means you get to swing past the Dutchie Visits The States Extravaganza next year. :P

Also oh Topher. Sorry, but you're still nowhere as sexy as world domination.

[icecoldfrost]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE CST. IT'S WHERE THE COOL PEOPLE LIVE!

[dollpocalypse]

HOORAY! *dances* I shall do that! Unless it's during one of my breaks, which would just be cruel. GOD, QUARTER SYSTEM.

And Topher is fine with not being sexy if it means not getting hit on. Because terrifying.